These Gays! They're trying to murder me! - White Lotus by Voodoo Catdaddy Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Premium DTG Printed Apparel – Made to Order

Warning: once you feel this fabric, your other tees are getting benched. Gildan® Ultra Cotton meets studio-quality DTG printing. Comfort and color that actually last.

📸 The mockup shows a T-Shirt, but this design is available on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Just pick your style, color, and size – we’ll produce it exactly the way you want.

What Makes It Hit Different

• 🎨 Built to Last – DTG printing means color is part of the fabric, not sitting on top. Wash without worry.
• 🧵 Fabric That Delivers – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Soft, durable, certified low-impact dyes.
• 👕 Comfort First, Always – Taped neck, reinforced shoulders, tear-away tag. Built for all-day wearability.
• 🇺🇸 Responsibly Made – US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. Quality with a conscience.

Fabric Breakdown

• T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% US cotton, 5.3–6 oz – soft, breathable, classic fit.
• Fleece (Sweatshirt & Hoodie): 8 oz cotton/poly blend – warm, smooth surface, anti-pill finish.
• Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.

Color & Size Guide

Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:

1. Browse colors and compare with the chart.
2. Use the size guide for the best fit.
3. Add to cart and you’re all set!

Shipping Details

• ✅ Crafted in: 1–3 business days.
• 📦 Standard US: 3–7 business days.
• ⚡ Express US: 3–5 business days.
• 🌍 International: 7–14 business days.

All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us – we’re happy to help!

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