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Sarcasm Is An Art If It Was A Science I'd Have My PhD by ScienceCorner

Sarcasm Is An Art If It Was A Science I'd Have My PhD by ScienceCorner Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Sale price  $18.94 Regular price  $26.94
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Made-to-Order Graphic Apparel โ€” Bold & Comfortable

Imagine scrolling past this and NOT getting it. Yeah, we canโ€™t either. Soft Gildanยฎ cotton, studio-quality print, and a fit that just works. Youโ€™re welcome.

๐Ÿ“ธ The photo features a T-Shirt, but youโ€™re not limited to that! This design is available on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Pick your style and we handle the rest.

Why Youโ€™ll Love It

  • ๐ŸŽจ Colors That Stay โ€” Advanced DTG ink bonds with every fiber. Wash it 50 times โ€” still looks fresh.
  • ๐Ÿงต Quality on Another Level โ€” Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Responsibly dyed, ridiculously soft.
  • ๐Ÿ‘• Put It On, Forget Itโ€™s There โ€” Thatโ€™s how comfortable this is. Taped shoulders, tear-away label, classic fit.
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Responsibly Made โ€” US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. Quality with a conscience.

What Itโ€™s Made Of

  • Tees & Long Sleeves: 5.3โ€“6 oz, 100% US cotton โ€” light enough for summer, layerable for fall.
  • Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz โ€” pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
  • Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.

Find Your Perfect Fit

Not sure about sizing? Check our charts below:

Available Colors

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White
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Black
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Sand
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Sport Grey
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Navy
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Light Pink
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Royal
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Pepper
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Dark Heather
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Forest Green
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Light Blue
Gildan 5000 โ€” Unisex T-Shirt
Size Length Bust
S 28 in (71.1 cm) 36 in (91.4 cm)
M 29 in (73.7 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
L 30 in (76.2 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
2XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
3XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
4XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
Gildan 18000 โ€” Unisex Sweatshirt
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm) 33.5 in (85.09 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm) 34.5 in (87.63 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm) 35.5 in (90.17 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm) 36.5 in (92.71 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm) 37.5 in (95.25 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm) 38.5 in (97.79 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm) 39.5 in (100.33 cm)
Gildan 18500 โ€” Unisex Hoodie
Size Length Bust
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm)
Gildan 2400 โ€” Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27.95 in (71 cm) 36.22 in (92 cm) 33.46 in (85 cm)
M 29.13 in (74 cm) 40.16 in (102 cm) 35.04 in (89 cm)
L 29.92 in (76 cm) 44.09 in (112 cm) 36.61 in (93 cm)
XL 31.1 in (79 cm) 48.03 in (122 cm) 38.19 in (97 cm)
2XL 31.89 in (81 cm) 51.97 in (132 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
3XL 33.07 in (84 cm) 55.91 in (142 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
4XL 33.86 in (86 cm) 59.84 in (152 cm) 38.98 in (99 cm)

Tap a style above to view its chart. Measured laid flat.

  1. Find your color in the chart above.
  2. Match your measurements to the size guide.
  3. Add to cart and check out securely.

Shipping & Delivery

  • โœ… Production: 1โ€“3 business days.
  • ๐Ÿ“ฆ USA Standard: 3โ€“7 business days.
  • โšก USA Rush: 3โ€“5 business days.
  • ๐ŸŒ International: 1โ€“2 weeks.

All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us โ€” weโ€™re happy to help!

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