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Im Not An Expert Im Just Pretending Funny Corporate Dark Humor T-Shirt by Existential Crisis Co.

Im Not An Expert Im Just Pretending Funny Corporate Dark Humor T-Shirt by Existential Crisis Co.

Sale price  $18.94 Regular price  $26.94
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Unique Graphic Wear โ€” DTG Printed on Gildanยฎ Blanks

Not to be dramatic, but this might be the upgrade your wardrobeโ€™s been waiting for. Premium Gildanยฎ fabric, fade-proof DTG print, and a fit that feels like it was made for you.

๐Ÿ“ธ The image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your variant and weโ€™ll craft it to order.

Why Everyoneโ€™s Grabbing This

  • ๐ŸŽจ Looks Fresh, Stays Fresh โ€” High-res DTG printing captures every detail. Machine-wash friendly.
  • ๐Ÿงต Skin-Friendly & Soft โ€” OEKO-TEX certified Gildanยฎ fabric. No harsh chemicals, just pure comfort.
  • ๐Ÿ‘• Comfort First, Always โ€” Taped neck, reinforced shoulders, tear-away tag. Built for all-day wearability.
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Wear It With Pride โ€” Made with American cotton from the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Quality from the ground up.

Material Details

  • Cotton Tees & Long Sleeves: 100% US cotton at 5.3โ€“6 oz โ€” naturally soft and breathable.
  • Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz โ€” pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
  • Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.

Your Perfect Match

Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:

Available Colors

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White
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Black
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Sand
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Sport Grey
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Navy
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Light Pink
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Royal
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Pepper
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Dark Heather
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Forest Green
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Light Blue
Gildan 5000 โ€” Unisex T-Shirt
Size Length Bust
S 28 in (71.1 cm) 36 in (91.4 cm)
M 29 in (73.7 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
L 30 in (76.2 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
2XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
3XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
4XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
Gildan 18000 โ€” Unisex Sweatshirt
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm) 33.5 in (85.09 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm) 34.5 in (87.63 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm) 35.5 in (90.17 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm) 36.5 in (92.71 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm) 37.5 in (95.25 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm) 38.5 in (97.79 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm) 39.5 in (100.33 cm)
Gildan 18500 โ€” Unisex Hoodie
Size Length Bust
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm)
Gildan 2400 โ€” Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27.95 in (71 cm) 36.22 in (92 cm) 33.46 in (85 cm)
M 29.13 in (74 cm) 40.16 in (102 cm) 35.04 in (89 cm)
L 29.92 in (76 cm) 44.09 in (112 cm) 36.61 in (93 cm)
XL 31.1 in (79 cm) 48.03 in (122 cm) 38.19 in (97 cm)
2XL 31.89 in (81 cm) 51.97 in (132 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
3XL 33.07 in (84 cm) 55.91 in (142 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
4XL 33.86 in (86 cm) 59.84 in (152 cm) 38.98 in (99 cm)

Tap a style above to view its chart. Measured laid flat.

  1. Find your color in the chart above.
  2. Match your measurements to the size guide.
  3. Add to cart and check out securely.

Shipping Details

  • โœ… Made in: 1โ€“3 business days.
  • ๐Ÿ“ฆ US Shipping: 3โ€“7 business days.
  • โšก Rush Delivery: 3โ€“5 business days.
  • ๐ŸŒ Worldwide: 1โ€“2 weeks.

Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We canโ€™t accept returns for sizing errors, but weโ€™re always here to help if something isnโ€™t right.

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