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I Wish I Was A Unicorn So I Could Stab People With My Head by Good-Looking Corpse

I Wish I Was A Unicorn So I Could Stab People With My Head by Good-Looking Corpse Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Sale price  $18.94 Regular price  $26.94
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Unique Graphic Wear โ€” DTG Printed on Gildanยฎ Blanks

The kind of piece that gets compliments on day one and still looks fresh six months later. Printed on Gildanยฎ apparel with fade-resistant DTG ink. Built for your lifestyle.

๐Ÿ“ธ Image shows a tee, but this design is printed on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your preferred style at checkout โ€” every piece is made to order, exactly how you pick it.

Why Everyoneโ€™s Grabbing This

  • ๐ŸŽจ Colors That Stay โ€” Advanced DTG ink bonds with every fiber. Wash it 50 times โ€” still looks fresh.
  • ๐Ÿงต Not Your Average Blank โ€” Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend โ€” the same blanks top brands trust.
  • ๐Ÿ‘• Your New Daily Driver โ€” Relaxed classic fit with reinforced seams. Tear-away tag = no more neck itch.
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Cotton Done Right โ€” Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Premium quality, responsibly grown.

Material Details

  • T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% cotton (5.3โ€“6 oz) โ€” lightweight, breathable.
  • Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 cotton/polyester (8 oz) โ€” warm, pill-resistant, rib with spandex.
  • Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.

Color & Size Guide

Choose your favorite color and find the perfect fit:

Available Colors

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White
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Black
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Sand
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Sport Grey
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Navy
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Light Pink
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Royal
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Pepper
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Dark Heather
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Forest Green
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Light Blue
Gildan 5000 โ€” Unisex T-Shirt
Size Length Bust
S 28 in (71.1 cm) 36 in (91.4 cm)
M 29 in (73.7 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
L 30 in (76.2 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
2XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
3XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
4XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
Gildan 18000 โ€” Unisex Sweatshirt
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm) 33.5 in (85.09 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm) 34.5 in (87.63 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm) 35.5 in (90.17 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm) 36.5 in (92.71 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm) 37.5 in (95.25 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm) 38.5 in (97.79 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm) 39.5 in (100.33 cm)
Gildan 18500 โ€” Unisex Hoodie
Size Length Bust
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm)
Gildan 2400 โ€” Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27.95 in (71 cm) 36.22 in (92 cm) 33.46 in (85 cm)
M 29.13 in (74 cm) 40.16 in (102 cm) 35.04 in (89 cm)
L 29.92 in (76 cm) 44.09 in (112 cm) 36.61 in (93 cm)
XL 31.1 in (79 cm) 48.03 in (122 cm) 38.19 in (97 cm)
2XL 31.89 in (81 cm) 51.97 in (132 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
3XL 33.07 in (84 cm) 55.91 in (142 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
4XL 33.86 in (86 cm) 59.84 in (152 cm) 38.98 in (99 cm)

Tap a style above to view its chart. Measured laid flat.

  1. Find your color in the chart above.
  2. Match your measurements to the size guide.
  3. Add to cart and check out securely.

When Will It Arrive?

  • โœ… Crafted in: 1โ€“3 business days.
  • ๐Ÿ“ฆ Standard US: 3โ€“7 business days.
  • โšก Express US: 3โ€“5 business days.
  • ๐ŸŒ International: 7โ€“14 business days.

Your order is freshly printed just for you. Make sure to check the size chart before ordering. Size exchanges arenโ€™t possible for made-to-order items, but weโ€™re here if you need anything.

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