Funny Sloth Not To Brag But I Totally Got Out Of Bed Today by PixelsNotPens Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Bold Design, Soft Fabric – Your New Everyday Favorite

Imagine scrolling past this and NOT getting it. Yeah, we can’t either. Soft Gildan® cotton, studio-quality print, and a fit that just works. You’re welcome.

📸 Mockup is a tee – but we’ve got you covered. This design ships on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck & Hoodie. Your call, your style, made just for you.

Why You’ll Love It

• 🎨 Studio-Grade Print – Eco-friendly DTG ink that bonds permanently. No cracking, no flaking, period.
• 🧵 Comfort-Level: 10/10 – Gildan® blanks with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Soft on skin, gentle on the planet.
• 👕 All-Day Comfort – Classic fit with taped seams and a tear-away label. Zero itch, zero irritation.
• 🇺🇸 Good Cotton, Good Vibes – US Cotton Trust Protocol member. Sustainable, premium, American-grown.

Fabric Breakdown

• Cotton Tees & Long Sleeves: 100% US cotton at 5.3–6 oz – naturally soft and breathable.
• Heavy Blend Fleece: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/polyester – cozy warmth with pill-resistant durability.
• Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.

Choose Your Style

Reference the charts below before you order:

1. Use the color chart to explore your options.
2. Check the size chart for measurements.
3. Select, add to cart, and enjoy!

Delivery & Handling

• ✅ Production Time: 1–3 business days.
• 📦 US Delivery: 3–7 business days.
• ⚡ US Rush Option: 3–5 business days.
• 🌍 Rest of World: 1–2 weeks.

Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.

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