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Funny Sarcastic Humor I Thought I Wanted A Career by fantasticdesign

Funny Sarcastic Humor I Thought I Wanted A Career by fantasticdesign Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Sale price  $18.94 Regular price  $26.94
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Fresh Design, Premium Fabric โ€” Printed Just for You

Warning: once you feel this fabric, your other tees are getting benched. Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton meets studio-quality DTG printing. Comfort and color that actually last.

๐Ÿ“ธ What you see is a T-Shirt mockup, but donโ€™t stop there โ€” this design comes in 4 different styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Choose your favorite and weโ€™ll make it just for you.

Why Youโ€™ll Love It

  • ๐ŸŽจ Print That Pops โ€” DTG-printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling โ€” just bold, vivid color.
  • ๐Ÿงต Not Your Average Blank โ€” Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend โ€” the same blanks top brands trust.
  • ๐Ÿ‘• Designed for Real Life โ€” Classic silhouette, taped shoulders, itch-free tear-away label. Wear it anywhere.
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Trust the Source โ€” Made with US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton. Premium from seed to stitch.

Fabric & Construction

  • T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% US cotton, 5.3โ€“6 oz โ€” soft, breathable, classic fit.
  • Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz โ€” pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
  • Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.

Color & Size Guide

Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:

Available Colors

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White
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Black
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Sand
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Sport Grey
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Navy
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Light Pink
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Royal
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Pepper
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Dark Heather
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Forest Green
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Light Blue
Gildan 5000 โ€” Unisex T-Shirt
Size Length Bust
S 28 in (71.1 cm) 36 in (91.4 cm)
M 29 in (73.7 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
L 30 in (76.2 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
2XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
3XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
4XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
Gildan 18000 โ€” Unisex Sweatshirt
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm) 33.5 in (85.09 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm) 34.5 in (87.63 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm) 35.5 in (90.17 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm) 36.5 in (92.71 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm) 37.5 in (95.25 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm) 38.5 in (97.79 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm) 39.5 in (100.33 cm)
Gildan 18500 โ€” Unisex Hoodie
Size Length Bust
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm)
Gildan 2400 โ€” Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27.95 in (71 cm) 36.22 in (92 cm) 33.46 in (85 cm)
M 29.13 in (74 cm) 40.16 in (102 cm) 35.04 in (89 cm)
L 29.92 in (76 cm) 44.09 in (112 cm) 36.61 in (93 cm)
XL 31.1 in (79 cm) 48.03 in (122 cm) 38.19 in (97 cm)
2XL 31.89 in (81 cm) 51.97 in (132 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
3XL 33.07 in (84 cm) 55.91 in (142 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
4XL 33.86 in (86 cm) 59.84 in (152 cm) 38.98 in (99 cm)

Tap a style above to view its chart. Measured laid flat.

  1. Pick your color from the chart above.
  2. Choose your size using the size guide.
  3. Add to cart โ€” weโ€™ll handle the rest!

Shipping & Returns

  • โœ… Production: 1โ€“3 business days.
  • ๐Ÿ“ฆ USA Standard: 3โ€“7 business days.
  • โšก USA Rush: 3โ€“5 business days.
  • ๐ŸŒ International: 1โ€“2 weeks.

All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us โ€” weโ€™re happy to help!

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