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Funny Sarcastic Humor All The Things I Really Like To Do Are Either Immoral, Illegal Or Fattening by fantasticdesign

Funny Sarcastic Humor All The Things I Really Like To Do Are Either Immoral, Illegal Or Fattening by fantasticdesign

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Unique Graphic Wear โ€” DTG Printed on Gildanยฎ Blanks

The kind of piece that gets compliments on day one and still looks fresh six months later. Printed on Gildanยฎ apparel with fade-resistant DTG ink. Built for your lifestyle.

๐Ÿ“ธ Seeing a T-Shirt? Thatโ€™s just the preview! This exact design is also available on Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Just choose your style โ€” we print and ship it your way.

Hereโ€™s Why Itโ€™s Worth It

  • ๐ŸŽจ No Cheap Print Here โ€” We donโ€™t do vinyl or heat press. Pure DTG โ€” ink in the fabric, color that lasts.
  • ๐Ÿงต Fabric That Delivers โ€” Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Soft, durable, certified low-impact dyes.
  • ๐Ÿ‘• All-Day Comfort โ€” Classic fit with taped seams and a tear-away label. Zero itch, zero irritation.
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Good Cotton, Good Vibes โ€” US Cotton Trust Protocol member. Sustainable, premium, American-grown.

What Itโ€™s Made Of

  • T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: Pure cotton (5.3โ€“6 oz) โ€” breathable comfort, durable construction.
  • Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 cotton/polyester (8 oz) โ€” warm, pill-resistant, rib with spandex.
  • Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.

Size & Color Options

Reference the charts below before you order:

Available Colors

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White
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Black
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Sand
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Sport Grey
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Navy
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Light Pink
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Royal
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Pepper
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Dark Heather
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Forest Green
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Light Blue
Gildan 5000 โ€” Unisex T-Shirt
Size Length Bust
S 28 in (71.1 cm) 36 in (91.4 cm)
M 29 in (73.7 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
L 30 in (76.2 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
2XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
3XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
4XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
Gildan 18000 โ€” Unisex Sweatshirt
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm) 33.5 in (85.09 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm) 34.5 in (87.63 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm) 35.5 in (90.17 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm) 36.5 in (92.71 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm) 37.5 in (95.25 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm) 38.5 in (97.79 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm) 39.5 in (100.33 cm)
Gildan 18500 โ€” Unisex Hoodie
Size Length Bust
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm)
Gildan 2400 โ€” Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27.95 in (71 cm) 36.22 in (92 cm) 33.46 in (85 cm)
M 29.13 in (74 cm) 40.16 in (102 cm) 35.04 in (89 cm)
L 29.92 in (76 cm) 44.09 in (112 cm) 36.61 in (93 cm)
XL 31.1 in (79 cm) 48.03 in (122 cm) 38.19 in (97 cm)
2XL 31.89 in (81 cm) 51.97 in (132 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
3XL 33.07 in (84 cm) 55.91 in (142 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
4XL 33.86 in (86 cm) 59.84 in (152 cm) 38.98 in (99 cm)

Tap a style above to view its chart. Measured laid flat.

  1. Use the color chart to explore your options.
  2. Check the size chart for measurements.
  3. Select, add to cart, and enjoy!

Shipping & Returns

  • โœ… Production: 1โ€“3 business days.
  • ๐Ÿ“ฆ USA Standard: 3โ€“7 business days.
  • โšก USA Rush: 3โ€“5 business days.
  • ๐ŸŒ International: 1โ€“2 weeks.

Each piece is printed on demand after you order. Double-check your size before checkout. Size-related returns arenโ€™t available, but reach out if you need any help โ€” weโ€™ve got you.

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